d3ardani3l:
jo3mm:
I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man,
I can shake-ah my fanny I can shake-ah my can!
I’m a tough tootin’ baby, I can punch-a yo buns!
Punch-a yo buns, I can punch-all yo buns!
If you’re an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!
omg I miss @freedummring so much <3 xD if you haven’t seen him dance in his underwear and sing this song, you’re missing out.
(via regenbogen-suppe)
First, get ALL the babies. All of them. Then, hook your hair up to a grotesque feeding/milking machine to optimize baby in-put/tooth out-put. Then, go to China or Korea, or Malaysia (wherever child-slavery[okay, labor, but they’re pretty much the same, GOD.] is legal) and get them to make awesome baby tooth necklaces. THEN go to etsy and ebay and sell yo’ shit.
Genius.
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